Listener Rant

RADIOACTIVE RANT presents our growing listener list of "life's little roadblocks"...

Feel free to get in touch and tell us what bugs you, and possibly have it added to our fabu list.

(provide first name, city & state)  

So, here's a few things people can't stand:

• Lists
• Revering serial killers
• Bad breath
• People who don't say "excuse me" when walking in front of you
• People who ignore you when you say "excuse me" when walking in front of them
• Obnoxious, conceited parents
• Text peepers
• Madonna
• People who take excessive selfies (or even two)
• Stupid-ass business owners
• Having to return a defective gift yourself that someone else gave to you
• Animated sitcoms that want to be musicals (Bob's Burgers)
• Failure to use vehicle turn signals
• American Idol
• Saying "no offense" after something insulting
• Being told to "calm down"
• Dumb fast food workers
• Stupid husband & wife reality show idiots (redundant on purpose)
• People who refer to themselves in the third person
• People who terminally run late
• Not covering your mouth when coughing
• People who take food off your plate without asking
• Fools who have no clue how to use the express checkout lanes at the grocery store
• Moronic "celebrity" chefs
• "Please Be Patient/Student Driver" stickers
• Being put on hold for more than a few minutes
• People who tell you to "cheer up"
• Poor customer service
• People who use Facebook to flaunt their "wonderful" fake lives
• Someone barking at you to "come here!"
• Brown-nosers
• People who talk loudly on their cell phones
• Hair bands
• The idiots on "Storage Wars"
• Kristen Stewart
• People who don't park their vehicle properly
• Dog owners that don't clean-up after their dogs
• Bringing small children to weddings (or anywhere!)
• The technology take-over
• Door to door salespeople
• Reality TV (AMEN!)
• Noisy neighbors
• The Radioactive Rant podcast
• People who are rude in emails
• People who beat around the bush
• "Customer with children" reserved parking spaces
• People who leave their Christmas lights up year-round
• Airport delays
• Trunk or Treat
• Trick or Treat
• Pimped-out cars
• Having to wait at a restaurant even after making a reservation
• Drinking flat sodas
• Automated phone systems
• The Masked Singer
• Not muting background noise during meetings
• People who wear too much perfume or cologne
• People who treat others like crap because they're in a bad mood
• People who ask for a bite of your food
• Taking a long time to respond to a text message
• Noisy neighbors
• People who say "I heard that"
• People who cough into their hand and not their elbow
• Men who wear sandals
• People who don't smile back when you smile at them
• People who just won't put their phone away
• Placing an item on a seat to save it for someone
• People who obsess over having to have the latest iPhone
• Guys who don't put the toilet seat back down
• Tom Brady
• People who say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"
• The smell of egg salad
• Food Networks
• Missing puzzle pieces
• People who don't clean-up after themselves at public parks
• When there's no "skip ad" button on a video you want to watch
• Lumpy mashed potatoes
• People who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot
• Not getting even one correct number on a Powerball ticket
• People who won't stop bragging about how much weight they've lost
• Being forced to close your eyes before opening a gift
• Any item that requires a battery that isn't AA
• Truck commercials that assume you know what "torque" means
• Group texts
• Inconsistent coffee at places that specialize in selling coffee
• Bad movies
• Having to explain something to someone over and over again
• People constantly peeking at their phone
• Humble bragging on social media
• People who keep saying "the new normal"
• Not letting people off an elevator before you get on
• Having to wait a year or longer for a TV show to come back
• Tiny stones that somehow get inside your shoes
• Going to take a poo and end up only farting
• People who dislike you for no good reason
• A wet toilet seat
• Cable news hosts/anchors
• Restaurant salads drenched in too much dressing
• People your own age who call you "sweetie"
• Tip jars
• Waking-up from a nap and feeling sweaty and disoriented
• Choosing the restaurant to go to
• Loading or emptying the dishwasher
• Having to have an account to look at "Pinterest"
• When the cheese on a burger is not melted or cold
• Stepping in water with socks on
• Customer service reps calling you by your first name
• People who try to win arguments by being louder and dumber
• When the "skip ads" button isn't an option
• People who post close-up profile pictures
• Not getting the USB cable plugged in correctly on the first two tries
• People who chew with their mouth open
• Being rushed
• Self-absorbed people
• Burning yourself with hair appliances 
• Jumping through too many hoops to unsubscribe to something
• People who take forever to use the drive-up ATM
• People who can't be happy for friends
• Being bad at a board game
• When one earbud works and the other one doesn't
• Being tired and not being able to get comfortable
• People
• Waking up to find cat puke at the bottom of the stairs
• Not being able to get a stupid song out of your head
• Restaurant servers who say, "Wow, you guys ate fast"
• Having to sneeze when you're driving
• People who chew with their mouth open
• Saying "hi" to someone and they don't say it back
• People who use email templates with pictures
• The mile long receipt at CVS for one item purchased
• When someone on Facebook says, "Now for some personal news"
• The price of a couch
• Splitting the check at a birthday lunch or dinner
• People who are 27 and say they're "so old"
• Looking at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut
• People who text while they're driving
• People who talk about the nineties like it was a great decade
• Going on a first date and forgetting to bring your wallet
• Incompetent store employees
• Non-crispy bacon served in restaurants
• Leaving Costco without a churro
• When people say "Valentimes" Day instead of "Valentines" Day
• Rude people
• When someone says you look like a celebrity you don't want to look like
• People who take food off your plate to taste it
• When someone takes two parking spaces on purpose 
• When someone says "hey" instead of using your name
• Fizzy water that's lost its fizz
• Going to bed exhausted, then being wide awake two minutes later
• People who block a sidewalk to take a picture
• Hearing someone else's music through their earbuds
• Diner pancake syrup
• Having to jump through too many hoops to unsubscribe to something
• Burning yourself with hair appliances
• Cleaning spoons with peanut butter on them
• People who have no idea what they're talking about
• Trying to remember your Apple ID password
• The price of a couch
• People who leave the microwave with one second left on the timer
• Being asked to "hold" first thing when calling someone
• Store hand sanitizers that are empty
• People who talk at the top of their voice in public
• Hearing other people's music through their earbuds
• People who block a sidewalk to take a stupid picture
• Flabby bacon served in restaurants
• People who talk about the 90s like it was a great decade
• Going on a first date and forgetting your wallet
• Waiting to get off of a flight
• High gasoline prices
• Incompetent store or restaurant employees
• When someone doesn’t understand what an inside voice is
• People who touch screens that are not touchscreens
• Parents who want to be their kids best friend
• Morons who don’t understand how to maneuver thru roundabouts
• Idiots with excessive tattoos

Contact us and let us know what gets under your skin, and maybe get added to the list...